5:30 am...
This morning I froze butt nakid at the end of my bed with one leg up. my arm over my face fat flying EVERYwhere...
For some reason I felt that Jorden was a T-Rex and that If I did not move...he would NOT see me.
This did not work, and soon enough I was tucked next to him in bed, pretending that I was asleep ALL ALONG and that I had accidently gotten nekid and showered.
He tucked himself against me and burrowed his hand in my hair. Like "Yeah bitch. That is what I thought"
6:00 am...
This morning I Cheered on Jorden while he pee pee'd in the potty. It was a complete accident, and it scared the fuck out of himself, but I still did the "Wee Wee" dance for him. It is a wicked awesome dance....just ask baby.
6:25 am...
This morning, while applying my mascara, I noticed Jorden (who was in the bath) stand up...look down and omit a battle cry while he swung his backscrubber at something in the water.
I interrupted just in time.
It was poo. And he was about to beat the.....shit....out of it.
6:30 am...
This morning I gagged while I shoveled corny poop, from the bathroom to the toilet. Jorden cheered me on all the while saying "Bye bye poo poo!!!!" and waving furiously.
This morning I chased a nakid baby, who was chasing Karma and yelling "Kargo! Kargo!" Karma tore across the bed and stepped on Emmas hair. Emma didn't flinch.
And then it turned 7:00
