(I have never felt so old as when plotting this Blog.)
RULE #1:
WAIT for a man like THAT
While watching Unbreakable, an amazing movie By the way, The only thing that kept going through my mind and I kept sputtering through my mouth was "Why don't they make men like THAT anymore?"
Men who were stranded on a raft after their plane went down WHIST serving their country.
Men who were STRANDED on a raft, who were hungry so they worked together to catch a FUCKING shark by the tale and kill it by punching it in the head.
Two men survived 47 days on the raft catching birds and punching sharks and dodging Japanese air raids.
Of course they did.
I feel like most men today would die after 2 days in a heap on the floor clutching their water logged cell phone to their chest and crying about no cell towers in the ocean.
As the credits rolled I looked over at Emma with a smile on my face and said "Emma, Wait for a man like that."
RULE #2
IF A MAN CALLS YOU BAE PUNCH HIM IN HIS THROAT
(or balls)No explanations necessary.
If you are older then 13 and you say the word Bae in your daily life you better be talking about going to the ocean and watching the fucking whales in the Bay.
RULE #3
DO YOU
There is no one in this entire world as important as you are. Travel, make friends and mistakes. Work on becoming a fully realized woman. Don't set your self up to settle down.
There is plenty of time to relationship.
RULE #4
Make friends and invest in them.
Friendships are uber important in your life journey. If you have good friends, you are never lonely and are rarely allowed to be grumpy. Friendships are a relationship. You have good times and you have bad times.
You fight and then make up.
Don't give up on your friends. Especially when you get in a relationship.
Understand that when your friends are in relationships you are as well. You will rarely get to be alone with your friend anymore. It is a process. Accept it, and whatever loser or winner they fall in love with.
RULE #5
Know your worth.
The problem with most of the dating world is that it is lazier then ever before. You go out on one date and that means you sleep together.
Uh hello? Are you ganna give your vagina away for a $25.00 pasta plate?
NO THANK YOU.
Be the kind of woman that is worth it. Know your value and act like a lady.
RULE #6
Be strong.
Sometimes life is incredibly hard. Find something to look forward too.
Love the people who are good to you, know your strengths and work on your weaknesses.
Always strive to do things in life with your whole soul.
Look people in the eyes when you talk to them and give firm handshakes.
Speak clearly and decisively, Make your voice heard.
Fight for what you believe in, even if it is unpopular. ESPECIALLY if it is unpopular.
Ask for what you want and fight for it.
Fight for others who have no voice.
Be different, be unique and celebrate it.
RULE #7
Be a secret keeper.
Other peoples stories are not yours to tell. Keep information to yourself. Ladies don't gossip about their friends. They are a safe place, a keeper of secrets.
RULE #7
Be honest.
Liars are ugly. Nobody likes them and they have poor soul hygiene. Also, they cannot be trusted. exaggeration is another form of lying....that is ugly too.
RULE #8
Read the Bible.
Even if you are wicked old when you do, at some point in your life, read it cover to cover. Inside of it there Is wisdom, forgiveness, life lessons and most importantly LOVE.
RULE #9
Don't be a dick.
And if you do, apologize.
There is no weakness in admitting your dick-dom. Only strength of every relationship. Friendship, husband or co-worker.
Be nice to people, forgive when asked and always love people back.
RULE #10
Nobody loves you MORE then I do.
They may claim to love you as MUCH, (not possible) but nobody in this whole wild world will ever love you MORE then I do.
Not your husband, your lover, your children or your bestie.
I will be there for you in every success and in every failure. I will wipe your tears and push your chin up. I will be proud of you, no matter what and I will always be your biggest fan.
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